An unsalted groundhog
The recently-random bits.
To quote Bill Murray, “it’s Groundhog Day, again.” And… did Phil see his shadow? Of course not because early spring is the new normal, people. Get those frost candles out pronto, Burgundy!
Given that it is February, we’ve officially left Dry January behind us like the dessicated corpse that it is. Do remember that this miserable celebration of abstinence…