Willy Wonka, but bad

The recently-random bits.

Dear readers, spring is seemingly upon us and in typical American fashion, the Yanks have gone and jumped ahead of the Euros by three weeks in springing their clocks an hour forward this past weekend. Showoffs.

Or is it that the Euros are just too traditional and sticking to the “old ways” which were introduced in the ancient times of WWII and yet offici…